But threesome with Charlize Theron!
Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.
'Out Of Gas'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 6:40:06 am PDT #703 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JohnSweden - May 12, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #704 of 10458
I can't even.
But threesome with Charlize Theron!
Is that actually on the table, or is it just an abstract possibility, because it would bear thinking about.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:01:10 am PDT #705 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, Harmony wouldn't mind.
P.M. Marc - May 12, 2005 7:14:39 am PDT #706 of 10458
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
All signs point to bedroom skills as one of Harm's few real talents, so I might go with F.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:22:45 am PDT #707 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What signs are those? I skimmed S5, and can't quite find any.
Stephanie - May 12, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #708 of 10458
Trust my rage
I always assumed that bedroom skills were the only reason Spike was with her.
Betsy HP - May 12, 2005 7:30:14 am PDT #709 of 10458
If I only had a brain...
But Spike is enough of a horndog that "willing" is probably sufficient; I don't see him holding out for "expert".
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:33:16 am PDT #710 of 10458
Up with the sun
I don't see Spike as being the world's greatest judge of bedroom skills, either. As far as we know, his experience at that point was pretty much Drusilla -- who doesn't strike me as an especially focused lover -- possibly being used as a toy by Darla and Angelus, and anyone he might have raped. Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.
Fred Pete - May 12, 2005 7:36:32 am PDT #711 of 10458
Ann, that's a ferret.
Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.
I'll add that William, being a middle-class Victorian male, probably had experiences with prostitutes. Which really doesn't change the above conclusion.
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:39:05 am PDT #712 of 10458
Up with the sun
I'll add that William, being a middle-class Victorian male, probably had experiences with prostitutes.
You think? I suppose statistically you're right, but I just see him as too much of a mama's boy for that.