I might go with F Harmony. Mainly because I'd have a better chance of surviving the experience than with Drusilla.
Yes, but since Harmony's inane pillow talk would probably make my head explode, I may as well go for hotter but crazier.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Frankenbuddha - May 12, 2005 5:42:48 am PDT #700 of 10458
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jon B. - May 12, 2005 5:52:24 am PDT #701 of 10458
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
"Huh, so THAT'S the face of Rio's nookie-on-tap."
FAQ Girl saw the same documentary prior to meeting him IRL. She says he's much much cuter IRL.
juliana - May 12, 2005 6:05:18 am PDT #702 of 10458
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?
Since girl is amazingly air-headed and probably not that good in bed, I would chuck her.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 6:40:06 am PDT #703 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But threesome with Charlize Theron!
JohnSweden - May 12, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #704 of 10458
I can't even.
But threesome with Charlize Theron!
Is that actually on the table, or is it just an abstract possibility, because it would bear thinking about.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:01:10 am PDT #705 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, Harmony wouldn't mind.
P.M. Marc - May 12, 2005 7:14:39 am PDT #706 of 10458
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
All signs point to bedroom skills as one of Harm's few real talents, so I might go with F.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:22:45 am PDT #707 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What signs are those? I skimmed S5, and can't quite find any.
Stephanie - May 12, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #708 of 10458
Trust my rage
I always assumed that bedroom skills were the only reason Spike was with her.
Betsy HP - May 12, 2005 7:30:14 am PDT #709 of 10458
If I only had a brain...
But Spike is enough of a horndog that "willing" is probably sufficient; I don't see him holding out for "expert".