Well, Harmony wouldn't mind.
Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
'Out Of Gas'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:01:10 am PDT #705 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
P.M. Marc - May 12, 2005 7:14:39 am PDT #706 of 10458
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
All signs point to bedroom skills as one of Harm's few real talents, so I might go with F.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:22:45 am PDT #707 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What signs are those? I skimmed S5, and can't quite find any.
Stephanie - May 12, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #708 of 10458
Trust my rage
I always assumed that bedroom skills were the only reason Spike was with her.
Betsy HP - May 12, 2005 7:30:14 am PDT #709 of 10458
If I only had a brain...
But Spike is enough of a horndog that "willing" is probably sufficient; I don't see him holding out for "expert".
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:33:16 am PDT #710 of 10458
Up with the sun
I don't see Spike as being the world's greatest judge of bedroom skills, either. As far as we know, his experience at that point was pretty much Drusilla -- who doesn't strike me as an especially focused lover -- possibly being used as a toy by Darla and Angelus, and anyone he might have raped. Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.
Fred Pete - May 12, 2005 7:36:32 am PDT #711 of 10458
Ann, that's a ferret.
Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.
I'll add that William, being a middle-class Victorian male, probably had experiences with prostitutes. Which really doesn't change the above conclusion.
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:39:05 am PDT #712 of 10458
Up with the sun
I'll add that William, being a middle-class Victorian male, probably had experiences with prostitutes.
You think? I suppose statistically you're right, but I just see him as too much of a mama's boy for that.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2005 7:42:18 am PDT #713 of 10458
brillig
Hey, Spike's sex skills! always fun to discuss.
Fred Pete - May 12, 2005 7:43:12 am PDT #714 of 10458
Ann, that's a ferret.
You think?
Probably but not certainly. Being a mama's boy with Victorian attitudes, he certainly wouldn't have told her if he did.