But threesome with Charlize Theron!
Is that actually on the table, or is it just an abstract possibility, because it would bear thinking about.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
JohnSweden - May 12, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #704 of 10469
I can't even.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:01:10 am PDT #705 of 10469
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, Harmony wouldn't mind.
P.M. Marc - May 12, 2005 7:14:39 am PDT #706 of 10469
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
All signs point to bedroom skills as one of Harm's few real talents, so I might go with F.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:22:45 am PDT #707 of 10469
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What signs are those? I skimmed S5, and can't quite find any.
Stephanie - May 12, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #708 of 10469
Trust my rage
I always assumed that bedroom skills were the only reason Spike was with her.
Betsy HP - May 12, 2005 7:30:14 am PDT #709 of 10469
If I only had a brain...
But Spike is enough of a horndog that "willing" is probably sufficient; I don't see him holding out for "expert".
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:33:16 am PDT #710 of 10469
Up with the sun
I don't see Spike as being the world's greatest judge of bedroom skills, either. As far as we know, his experience at that point was pretty much Drusilla -- who doesn't strike me as an especially focused lover -- possibly being used as a toy by Darla and Angelus, and anyone he might have raped. Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.
Fred Pete - May 12, 2005 7:36:32 am PDT #711 of 10469
Ann, that's a ferret.
Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.
I'll add that William, being a middle-class Victorian male, probably had experiences with prostitutes. Which really doesn't change the above conclusion.
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:39:05 am PDT #712 of 10469
Up with the sun
I'll add that William, being a middle-class Victorian male, probably had experiences with prostitutes.
You think? I suppose statistically you're right, but I just see him as too much of a mama's boy for that.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2005 7:42:18 am PDT #713 of 10469
brillig
Hey, Spike's sex skills! always fun to discuss.