"Huh, so THAT'S the face of Rio's nookie-on-tap."
FAQ Girl saw the same documentary prior to meeting him IRL. She says he's much much cuter IRL.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Jon B. - May 12, 2005 5:52:24 am PDT #701 of 10596
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
juliana - May 12, 2005 6:05:18 am PDT #702 of 10596
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?
Since girl is amazingly air-headed and probably not that good in bed, I would chuck her.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 6:40:06 am PDT #703 of 10596
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But threesome with Charlize Theron!
JohnSweden - May 12, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #704 of 10596
I can't even.
But threesome with Charlize Theron!
Is that actually on the table, or is it just an abstract possibility, because it would bear thinking about.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:01:10 am PDT #705 of 10596
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, Harmony wouldn't mind.
P.M. Marc - May 12, 2005 7:14:39 am PDT #706 of 10596
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
All signs point to bedroom skills as one of Harm's few real talents, so I might go with F.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:22:45 am PDT #707 of 10596
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What signs are those? I skimmed S5, and can't quite find any.
Stephanie - May 12, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #708 of 10596
Trust my rage
I always assumed that bedroom skills were the only reason Spike was with her.
Betsy HP - May 12, 2005 7:30:14 am PDT #709 of 10596
If I only had a brain...
But Spike is enough of a horndog that "willing" is probably sufficient; I don't see him holding out for "expert".
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:33:16 am PDT #710 of 10596
Up with the sun
I don't see Spike as being the world's greatest judge of bedroom skills, either. As far as we know, his experience at that point was pretty much Drusilla -- who doesn't strike me as an especially focused lover -- possibly being used as a toy by Darla and Angelus, and anyone he might have raped. Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.