"Huh, so THAT'S the face of Rio's nookie-on-tap."
FAQ Girl saw the same documentary prior to meeting him IRL. She says he's much much cuter IRL.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Jon B. - May 12, 2005 5:52:24 am PDT #701 of 10688
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
juliana - May 12, 2005 6:05:18 am PDT #702 of 10688
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?
Since girl is amazingly air-headed and probably not that good in bed, I would chuck her.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 6:40:06 am PDT #703 of 10688
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But threesome with Charlize Theron!
JohnSweden - May 12, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #704 of 10688
I can't even.
But threesome with Charlize Theron!
Is that actually on the table, or is it just an abstract possibility, because it would bear thinking about.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:01:10 am PDT #705 of 10688
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, Harmony wouldn't mind.
P.M. Marc - May 12, 2005 7:14:39 am PDT #706 of 10688
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
All signs point to bedroom skills as one of Harm's few real talents, so I might go with F.
§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:22:45 am PDT #707 of 10688
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What signs are those? I skimmed S5, and can't quite find any.
Stephanie - May 12, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #708 of 10688
Trust my rage
I always assumed that bedroom skills were the only reason Spike was with her.
Betsy HP - May 12, 2005 7:30:14 am PDT #709 of 10688
If I only had a brain...
But Spike is enough of a horndog that "willing" is probably sufficient; I don't see him holding out for "expert".
Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 7:33:16 am PDT #710 of 10688
Up with the sun
I don't see Spike as being the world's greatest judge of bedroom skills, either. As far as we know, his experience at that point was pretty much Drusilla -- who doesn't strike me as an especially focused lover -- possibly being used as a toy by Darla and Angelus, and anyone he might have raped. Not exactly experiences likely to teach one the Kama Sutra.