He's signed to do a movie in September with Sean Bean and Derek Jacobi.
From all accounts, the movie is chock full o' textual HoYay.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.
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Anne W. - Jun 17, 2003 5:27:51 am PDT #2742 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Katie M - Jun 17, 2003 9:27:02 am PDT #2743 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Oh, dear. Okay, see, I thought this was hysterically funny, but it is snarky about the logic of S7, so... if that's going to bother you, don't read.
Funny, though.
Buffy will pine for Spike until the Big Yellow School Bus of Goodness makes it to Cleveland where she will find comfort once again in the arms of some new dead thing with a soul. She will struggle with the concept that it is not all about her or Spike, but rather about the funnel cake.
Dude! Funnel cake!
Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:29:39 am PDT #2744 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Heh --
What the fuck was up with Giles?
When he left for England, his guilt over leaving Buffy in such a condition led him down a dark path where he ultimately took up sniffing glue. This led to the tragic death of many precious brain cells, which led to him hanging out in crack alleys, begging for some rubber cement. A kind hobo picked him up and dropped him off at rehab, where he underwent electroshock therapy, which cured the glue craving but unfortunately led to the radical change in character.
Susan W. - Jun 17, 2003 9:36:34 am PDT #2745 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Bwah!
Why didn’t we see Giles on a horse more?
Because Joss hates us.
Susan W. - Jun 17, 2003 9:37:34 am PDT #2746 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
And:
And how again did Spike getting a soul give that bitch, I mean Buffy, what she deserves?
Obviously, she deserved to have a magic necklace save her from a poorly thought out and executed plan.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:38:59 am PDT #2747 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Susan, I was just about to post that one! I'm laughing my ASS off at this.
tina f. - Jun 17, 2003 10:23:37 am PDT #2748 of 10001
This particularly cracked me up:
There are stairs down to the Hellmouth?
Well, yeah. Didn?t you see them?
Because the first thing that a friend said to me after seeing Chosen: "Stairs? Down into the Hellmouth? That seemed like a bit of a stretch..."
And for some reason the phrase "Bravo Ubies, bravo." is just hilarious.
Typo Boy - Jun 17, 2003 10:45:35 am PDT #2749 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".
DCJensen - Jun 17, 2003 10:53:37 am PDT #2750 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
There's a girl with an axe, who thinks its a scythe.
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
When she steps down she knows, the girls will be close
With Willow up top, they'll be chosen.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
Fiona - Jun 17, 2003 10:53:40 am PDT #2751 of 10001
Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".
Or "Highway to Hell", come to that.
Edit: x-post. Look, Dan already started!