Bwah!
Why didn’t we see Giles on a horse more?
Because Joss hates us.
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.
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Susan W. - Jun 17, 2003 9:36:34 am PDT #2745 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Susan W. - Jun 17, 2003 9:37:34 am PDT #2746 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
And:
And how again did Spike getting a soul give that bitch, I mean Buffy, what she deserves?
Obviously, she deserved to have a magic necklace save her from a poorly thought out and executed plan.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:38:59 am PDT #2747 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Susan, I was just about to post that one! I'm laughing my ASS off at this.
tina f. - Jun 17, 2003 10:23:37 am PDT #2748 of 10001
This particularly cracked me up:
There are stairs down to the Hellmouth?
Well, yeah. Didn?t you see them?
Because the first thing that a friend said to me after seeing Chosen: "Stairs? Down into the Hellmouth? That seemed like a bit of a stretch..."
And for some reason the phrase "Bravo Ubies, bravo." is just hilarious.
Typo Boy - Jun 17, 2003 10:45:35 am PDT #2749 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".
DCJensen - Jun 17, 2003 10:53:37 am PDT #2750 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
There's a girl with an axe, who thinks its a scythe.
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
When she steps down she knows, the girls will be close
With Willow up top, they'll be chosen.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
Fiona - Jun 17, 2003 10:53:40 am PDT #2751 of 10001
Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".
Or "Highway to Hell", come to that.
Edit: x-post. Look, Dan already started!
Sean K - Jun 17, 2003 11:22:47 am PDT #2752 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMG! Such great stuff!!!
What was going to devour them from their bottoms again?
"It" was. Sheesh. Was anyone paying attention this season?
Or...
Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??
Willow is just a witch?what could she possibly do to assist her mere mortals of friends? Put up barriers? Magically divert knives from being thrust into peoples? backs? Kinetically use swords to cut off ubervamps? heads from a safe distance? Oh, please. What are you on? Crack?
Or my favorite so far...
What the hell was the deal with Caleb?
As previously explained, Joss liked Captain Tightpants. And hey, who didn't?
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 11:34:55 am PDT #2753 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Look, Beljoux was talking out of his non-ass. The First was just bored, okay? It’d been around awhile, seen a lot, done a lot, and quite frankly was just tired of all the posturing from the White Hats.
Snerrrrrk
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2003 11:36:57 am PDT #2754 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's weird.
Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??
Because she just did a huge spell and fell over exhausted?
I found most of the questions valid, but the answers didn't entertain me.