Xander/Giles ,'Never Leave Me'
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This particularly cracked me up:
There are stairs down to the Hellmouth?
Well, yeah. Didn?t you see them?
Because the first thing that a friend said to me after seeing Chosen: "Stairs? Down into the Hellmouth? That seemed like a bit of a stretch..."
And for some reason the phrase "Bravo Ubies, bravo." is just hilarious.
Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".
There's a girl with an axe, who thinks its a scythe.
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
When she steps down she knows, the girls will be close
With Willow up top, they'll be chosen.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".
Or "Highway to Hell", come to that.
Edit: x-post. Look, Dan already started!
OMG! Such great stuff!!!
What was going to devour them from their bottoms again?
"It" was. Sheesh. Was anyone paying attention this season?
Or...
Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??
Willow is just a witch?what could she possibly do to assist her mere mortals of friends? Put up barriers? Magically divert knives from being thrust into peoples? backs? Kinetically use swords to cut off ubervamps? heads from a safe distance? Oh, please. What are you on? Crack?
Or my favorite so far...
What the hell was the deal with Caleb?
As previously explained, Joss liked Captain Tightpants. And hey, who didn't?
Look, Beljoux was talking out of his non-ass. The First was just bored, okay? It’d been around awhile, seen a lot, done a lot, and quite frankly was just tired of all the posturing from the White Hats.
Snerrrrrk
That's weird.
Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??
Because she just did a huge spell and fell over exhausted?
I found most of the questions valid, but the answers didn't entertain me.
I found most of the questions valid, but the answers didn't entertain me.
wrod, ita.
And the thing that gets me (which is among the many reasons I gave up TWoP) is that you can do this with any season of almost any show.
The mayor wanted to be a big snake because...
it would be better than being immortal, invulnerable and the perpetual mayor of his own demon playground?
I gave up TWoP because they are just plain evil 90% of the time. The other 10% are instances where they are right, but I am just in denial.
The mayor wanted to be a big snake because...
His character was tragically flawed. He did not realize that attaining power and demonhood would be less interesting in the journey.