Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".
Or "Highway to Hell", come to that.
Edit: x-post. Look, Dan already started!
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.
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Fiona - Jun 17, 2003 10:53:40 am PDT #2751 of 10001
Sean K - Jun 17, 2003 11:22:47 am PDT #2752 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMG! Such great stuff!!!
What was going to devour them from their bottoms again?
"It" was. Sheesh. Was anyone paying attention this season?
Or...
Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??
Willow is just a witch?what could she possibly do to assist her mere mortals of friends? Put up barriers? Magically divert knives from being thrust into peoples? backs? Kinetically use swords to cut off ubervamps? heads from a safe distance? Oh, please. What are you on? Crack?
Or my favorite so far...
What the hell was the deal with Caleb?
As previously explained, Joss liked Captain Tightpants. And hey, who didn't?
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 11:34:55 am PDT #2753 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Look, Beljoux was talking out of his non-ass. The First was just bored, okay? It’d been around awhile, seen a lot, done a lot, and quite frankly was just tired of all the posturing from the White Hats.
Snerrrrrk
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2003 11:36:57 am PDT #2754 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's weird.
Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??
Because she just did a huge spell and fell over exhausted?
I found most of the questions valid, but the answers didn't entertain me.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 17, 2003 11:42:56 am PDT #2755 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I found most of the questions valid, but the answers didn't entertain me.
wrod, ita.
And the thing that gets me (which is among the many reasons I gave up TWoP) is that you can do this with any season of almost any show.
The mayor wanted to be a big snake because...
it would be better than being immortal, invulnerable and the perpetual mayor of his own demon playground?
Gleebo - Jun 17, 2003 11:59:00 am PDT #2756 of 10001
"God...my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden...get back to me." Dr. Cox - Scrubs
I gave up TWoP because they are just plain evil 90% of the time. The other 10% are instances where they are right, but I am just in denial.
DCJensen - Jun 17, 2003 12:00:37 pm PDT #2757 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
The mayor wanted to be a big snake because...
His character was tragically flawed. He did not realize that attaining power and demonhood would be less interesting in the journey.
tina f. - Jun 17, 2003 1:00:43 pm PDT #2758 of 10001
So yahoo is telling me that Showtime is on tonight...sigh.
Did I miss Lessons? Did UPN air it and I missed it or are they just being all wacky and starting in the middle of the season for the fun.
ETA: Now I'm mad. We get weeks of bad model show and now they don't even start at the beginning of the season.....gaahhhh - stupid network.
DCJensen - Jun 17, 2003 1:10:53 pm PDT #2759 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
ETA: Now I'm mad. We get weeks of bad model show and now they don't even start at the beginning of the season.....gaahhhh - stupid network.
They've already rerun Lessons this season. There are 52 weeks in the year, there are 22 episodes. Some eps have been rerun, and the model show took some of the rerun time away from Buffy.
Saying they show Buffy until Premiere week for this fall shows in Septamber *without preemption* they only have room to show 13 or 14 eps.
Which ones to show? There isn't time to start from the beginning and to end with the finale.
DCJensen - Jun 17, 2003 1:12:41 pm PDT #2760 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Aw Crap. FX is showing "the Body"