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Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.

'Shindig'

Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.

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Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:29:39 am PDT #2744 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Heh --

What the fuck was up with Giles?
When he left for England, his guilt over leaving Buffy in such a condition led him down a dark path where he ultimately took up sniffing glue. This led to the tragic death of many precious brain cells, which led to him hanging out in crack alleys, begging for some rubber cement. A kind hobo picked him up and dropped him off at rehab, where he underwent electroshock therapy, which cured the glue craving but unfortunately led to the radical change in character.

Susan W. - Jun 17, 2003 9:36:34 am PDT #2745 of 10001

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Bwah!

Why didn’t we see Giles on a horse more?

Because Joss hates us.

Susan W. - Jun 17, 2003 9:37:34 am PDT #2746 of 10001

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

And:

And how again did Spike getting a soul give that bitch, I mean Buffy, what she deserves?

Obviously, she deserved to have a magic necklace save her from a poorly thought out and executed plan.

Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:38:59 am PDT #2747 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Susan, I was just about to post that one! I'm laughing my ASS off at this.

tina f. - Jun 17, 2003 10:23:37 am PDT #2748 of 10001

This particularly cracked me up:

There are stairs down to the Hellmouth?

Well, yeah. Didn?t you see them?

Because the first thing that a friend said to me after seeing Chosen: "Stairs? Down into the Hellmouth? That seemed like a bit of a stretch..."

And for some reason the phrase "Bravo Ubies, bravo." is just hilarious.

Typo Boy - Jun 17, 2003 10:45:35 am PDT #2749 of 10001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".

DCJensen - Jun 17, 2003 10:53:37 am PDT #2750 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

There's a girl with an axe, who thinks its a scythe.
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
When she steps down she knows, the girls will be close
With Willow up top, they'll be chosen.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now

Fiona - Jun 17, 2003 10:53:40 am PDT #2751 of 10001

Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".

Or "Highway to Hell", come to that.

Edit: x-post. Look, Dan already started!

Sean K - Jun 17, 2003 11:22:47 am PDT #2752 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

OMG! Such great stuff!!!

What was going to devour them from their bottoms again?

"It" was. Sheesh. Was anyone paying attention this season?

Or...

Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??

Willow is just a witch?what could she possibly do to assist her mere mortals of friends? Put up barriers? Magically divert knives from being thrust into peoples? backs? Kinetically use swords to cut off ubervamps? heads from a safe distance? Oh, please. What are you on? Crack?

Or my favorite so far...

What the hell was the deal with Caleb?

As previously explained, Joss liked Captain Tightpants. And hey, who didn't?

Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 11:34:55 am PDT #2753 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Look, Beljoux was talking out of his non-ass. The First was just bored, okay? It’d been around awhile, seen a lot, done a lot, and quite frankly was just tired of all the posturing from the White Hats.

Snerrrrrk

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