Oh, dear. Okay, see, I thought this was hysterically funny, but it is snarky about the logic of S7, so... if that's going to bother you, don't read.

Funny, though.

Buffy will pine for Spike until the Big Yellow School Bus of Goodness makes it to Cleveland where she will find comfort once again in the arms of some new dead thing with a soul. She will struggle with the concept that it is not all about her or Spike, but rather about the funnel cake.

Dude! Funnel cake!

Heh --

What the fuck was up with Giles?
When he left for England, his guilt over leaving Buffy in such a condition led him down a dark path where he ultimately took up sniffing glue.  This led to the tragic death of many precious brain cells, which led to him hanging out in crack alleys, begging for some rubber cement.  A kind hobo picked him up and dropped him off at rehab, where he underwent electroshock therapy, which cured the glue craving but unfortunately led to the radical change in character.

Bwah!

Why didn’t we see Giles on a horse more?

Because Joss hates us.

And:

And how again did Spike getting a soul give that bitch, I mean Buffy, what she deserves?

Obviously, she deserved to have a magic necklace save her from a poorly thought out and executed plan.

Susan, I was just about to post that one! I'm laughing my ASS off at this.

This particularly cracked me up:

There are stairs down to the Hellmouth?

Well, yeah. Didn?t you see them?

Because the first thing that a friend said to me after seeing Chosen: "Stairs? Down into the Hellmouth? That seemed like a bit of a stretch..."

And for some reason the phrase "Bravo Ubies, bravo." is just hilarious.

Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".

There's a girl with an axe, who thinks its a scythe.
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now
When she steps down she knows, the girls will be close
With Willow up top, they'll be chosen.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's decending the stairway to hell, now

Somebody filk "Stairway to Heaven" as "Stairway to Hell".

Or "Highway to Hell", come to that.

Edit: x-post. Look, Dan already started!

OMG! Such great stuff!!!

What was going to devour them from their bottoms again?

"It" was. Sheesh. Was anyone paying attention this season?

Or...

Willow got to lay giggling in the office when her friends were facing death because??

Willow is just a witch?what could she possibly do to assist her mere mortals of friends? Put up barriers? Magically divert knives from being thrust into peoples? backs? Kinetically use swords to cut off ubervamps? heads from a safe distance? Oh, please. What are you on? Crack?

Or my favorite so far...

What the hell was the deal with Caleb?

As previously explained, Joss liked Captain Tightpants. And hey, who didn't?