And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Jun 03, 2026 9:47:40 am PDT #8334 of 8356

Shame about the leather corset but I 100% understand the issue of matching it to some appropriate bottom! I hate when I have a cool top or bottom but not the right piece to match it because the pants or shirts I have the waistline is too low or too high!!

I really miss having blue hair but I do not want to bleach my hair for it because that caused such damage. Sigh. Trade offs.


erikaj - Jun 06, 2026 2:09:09 pm PDT #8335 of 8356
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Once again, I failed to turn the world on with my dials. I remember when that used to feel super-important. Wow, I guess I have a real working life after all. Yay? (Except, since it feels like I do everything backwards maybe I'll have a retirement filled with commutes and front-office intrigue...pretty bad that I'm bored enough to kind of anticipate that, right?)


Calli - Jun 07, 2026 6:24:50 pm PDT #8336 of 8356
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I feel like 7pm on a Tuesday can be punk, but can't be glam.

I think events starting at 7pm on a Tuesday have a potential “damn the man, my boss won’t see me Wednesday morning” aspect that makes them potentially punk. But yeah, nsm glam.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:27:52 pm PDT #8337 of 8356
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Hey, All!

I was all excited to see so many posts in Bitches! As so many others have stated, there was a time when Bitches was my world because I just couldn't keep up with Natter.

So if anyone was wondering, I am still amongst the living, and the Buffistas. I'm just having a hard time keeping up again/still.

I am older than I am cool by several decades.

Truer words, man...


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:31:04 pm PDT #8338 of 8356
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:48:58 pm PDT #8339 of 8356
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

This was the other problem - I'm on Pacific time and usually don't have free time for posting until the afternoon. So by the time I post something, you guys are all at dinner or commuting home or whatever so no one responds and I feel so unloved. :(


-t - Jun 17, 2026 3:55:13 pm PDT #8340 of 8356
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:06:19 pm PDT #8341 of 8356
That which does not kill you should RUN

Epic!!!

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine! Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:30:17 pm PDT #8342 of 8356
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!

Now that's the kind of Pelting Me with JOY I'm talkin' 'bout! (*Kermit-waves at -t! - Hi !!!!)


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:34:58 pm PDT #8343 of 8356
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine!

Right?!?! Us twinsies stick close together!

Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.

Wait, is that right? *Checks drivers license* How did we get so old vintage? Classic?