The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!

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Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:31:04 pm PDT #8338 of 8344
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:48:58 pm PDT #8339 of 8344
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

This was the other problem - I'm on Pacific time and usually don't have free time for posting until the afternoon. So by the time I post something, you guys are all at dinner or commuting home or whatever so no one responds and I feel so unloved. :(


-t - Jun 17, 2026 3:55:13 pm PDT #8340 of 8344
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:06:19 pm PDT #8341 of 8344
That which does not kill you should RUN

Epic!!!

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine! Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:30:17 pm PDT #8342 of 8344
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!

Now that's the kind of Pelting Me with JOY I'm talkin' 'bout! (*Kermit-waves at -t! - Hi !!!!)


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:34:58 pm PDT #8343 of 8344
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine!

Right?!?! Us twinsies stick close together!

Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.

Wait, is that right? *Checks drivers license* How did we get so old vintage? Classic?


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:42:21 pm PDT #8344 of 8344
That which does not kill you should RUN

The passage of time is a real bite in the ass.


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