Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:06:19 pm PDT #8341 of 8344
That which does not kill you should RUN

Epic!!!

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine! Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:30:17 pm PDT #8342 of 8344
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!

Now that's the kind of Pelting Me with JOY I'm talkin' 'bout! (*Kermit-waves at -t! - Hi !!!!)


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 4:34:58 pm PDT #8343 of 8344
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Your birthday is always a delightful harbinger of mine!

Right?!?! Us twinsies stick close together!

Double nickel (55) for me this year, whew.

Wait, is that right? *Checks drivers license* How did we get so old vintage? Classic?


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2026 4:42:21 pm PDT #8344 of 8344
That which does not kill you should RUN

The passage of time is a real bite in the ass.


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