I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - May 06, 2026 1:56:00 pm PDT #8293 of 8303
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Thought: Many of my Spike itches are nicely scratched by Ilya Rozanov. I feel this shows growth on my part.


meara - May 06, 2026 3:15:25 pm PDT #8294 of 8303

Hahaha growth, or just a new phase of the same bad boy becomes a simp cycle?


Cass - May 06, 2026 5:56:33 pm PDT #8295 of 8303
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

This was the first thread I ever found (2001)

Same. Except I found the BRQG and then came here.


Steph L. - May 06, 2026 6:33:33 pm PDT #8296 of 8303
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thought: Many of my Spike itches are nicely scratched by Ilya Rozanov. I feel this shows growth on my part.

Every time I see Connor Storrie on the red carpet, all I see is Brian Slade from Velvet Goldmine. Why is that??? (And I get no Brian Slade from Ilya Rozanov, because, you know, ACTING.)

Hahaha growth, or just a new phase of the same bad boy becomes a simp cycle?

Ahahaha!

Related to Heated Rivalry (yes I know there's a thread where I could post about it, but here I am anyway): I'm 100% a Bisexual Hayden Pike truther. That man is not straight, and if the show doesn't go there, I want the books to, dang it.


meara - May 06, 2026 7:10:28 pm PDT #8297 of 8303

There IS a fair bit of fanfic about that, Steph....


Steph L. - May 06, 2026 7:51:43 pm PDT #8298 of 8303
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, I've for sure read some.


erikaj - May 07, 2026 10:42:17 am PDT #8299 of 8303
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Glad to see this thread get some...attention.


Trudy Booth - May 07, 2026 11:42:40 am PDT #8300 of 8303
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hahaha growth, or just a new phase of the same bad boy becomes a simp cycle?
Spike is literally evil, Ilya just... prides himself on being an ass hole. Its growth I tells ya!


sj - May 18, 2026 7:35:41 pm PDT #8301 of 8303
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Since there used to be a good amount of fashion in this thread, and I don’t want to interrupt the heaviness in Natter right now, does anyone have a suggestion for a Marie Antoinette costume for ltc? She needs it for her schools wax museum presentation since that is who she picked. She in a woman’s Small/Medium.


DavidS - May 18, 2026 8:16:04 pm PDT #8302 of 8303
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This one is on sale: [link]

This one is cheaper and fancier: [link]