Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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sj - May 21, 2026 3:05:47 pm PDT #8310 of 8310
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

No, -t but if she rewears it for Halloween there will be blood! ltc wasn’t allowed to write her first choice for a scary Halloween story for school this past year because her teacher thought it was too scary for the other kids. My kid will scream like she is dying if she sees a bug, freak out about a cold and shrug off horror content like it is nothing.


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