Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 10:54:21 am PDT #4141 of 8234
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I go to see a new therapist tomorrow. I don't wanna. My sad lazy cocoon protects me!


Jessica - Jul 24, 2018 11:03:58 am PDT #4142 of 8234
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My sad lazy cocoon protects me!

Misread this as "sad lazy raccoon" and wondered for a second if you weren't speaking metaphorically!


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 11:23:33 am PDT #4143 of 8234
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Misread this as "sad lazy raccoon" and wondered for a second if you weren't speaking metaphorically!

Maybe a Sad Lazy Raccoon would be more helpful than a therapist. I know I would enjoy one. Though I would hope it was merely a bit melancholy.


Shir - Jul 24, 2018 11:29:23 am PDT #4144 of 8234
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I go to see a new therapist tomorrow. I don't wanna. My sad lazy cocoon protects me!

Go you! All the ~ma and power to you.

... And yeah, my brain also went for racoon.


Tom Scola - Jul 24, 2018 11:34:19 am PDT #4145 of 8234
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Maybe a Sad Lazy Raccoon would be more helpful than a therapist.

Probably better than a beaver.


Laura - Jul 24, 2018 11:35:40 am PDT #4146 of 8234
Our wings are not tired.

I hope it is a good fit, Nora.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2018 12:17:13 pm PDT #4147 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Good luck, Nora. I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon) clicks with you and can offer some help.


Dana - Jul 24, 2018 12:26:49 pm PDT #4148 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon)

Dr Raccoon, MD.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 4:45:20 pm PDT #4149 of 8234
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dr Raccoon, MD.

...vs. the Brain Weasels!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 5:32:44 pm PDT #4150 of 8234
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Thanks for the raccoon imagery, y'all.