You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jul 24, 2018 11:35:40 am PDT #4146 of 8234
Our wings are not tired.

I hope it is a good fit, Nora.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2018 12:17:13 pm PDT #4147 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Good luck, Nora. I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon) clicks with you and can offer some help.


Dana - Jul 24, 2018 12:26:49 pm PDT #4148 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon)

Dr Raccoon, MD.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 4:45:20 pm PDT #4149 of 8234
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dr Raccoon, MD.

...vs. the Brain Weasels!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 5:32:44 pm PDT #4150 of 8234
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Thanks for the raccoon imagery, y'all.


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:17:15 am PDT #4151 of 8234
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Look at your mind as a sort of garbage can, if you will. You need to get in there, take your problems in your hands and then wash them in the nearest body of water."


Toddson - Jul 25, 2018 9:24:02 am PDT #4152 of 8234
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Then eat them?


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:28:01 am PDT #4153 of 8234
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Then eat them."


Atropa - Jul 25, 2018 10:39:53 am PDT #4154 of 8234
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whereas I think of my issues as brain raccoons, because they like to knock over the trash can where I keep the crazy, rummage around in it, and make a mess.

Maybe Dr. Raccoon would be able to drive off the brain raccoons?


Dana - Jul 25, 2018 10:53:31 am PDT #4155 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dr. Raccoon, MD and Raccoon Ninja.