I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.

Buffy ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:17:15 am PDT #4151 of 8234
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Look at your mind as a sort of garbage can, if you will. You need to get in there, take your problems in your hands and then wash them in the nearest body of water."


Toddson - Jul 25, 2018 9:24:02 am PDT #4152 of 8234
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Then eat them?


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:28:01 am PDT #4153 of 8234
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Then eat them."


Atropa - Jul 25, 2018 10:39:53 am PDT #4154 of 8234
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whereas I think of my issues as brain raccoons, because they like to knock over the trash can where I keep the crazy, rummage around in it, and make a mess.

Maybe Dr. Raccoon would be able to drive off the brain raccoons?


Dana - Jul 25, 2018 10:53:31 am PDT #4155 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dr. Raccoon, MD and Raccoon Ninja.


Pix - Jul 25, 2018 12:01:53 pm PDT #4156 of 8234
The status is NOT quo.

I love you people.


Steph L. - Jul 26, 2018 8:35:50 am PDT #4157 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Speaking of raccoon therapy, woooooooooooo does it SUCK. My stomach actually hurts today, and it didn't hurt before therapy. (My raccoon therapist says that's actually a good sign, because it means I'm processing emotions. Except processing emotions is BULLSHIT.) (And so are my parents.)

Man, I have a hard time getting work done on Thurdsays after therapy. But I have a pile of it. All I really want to do is eat those popsicles in a tube and watch Leverage. But I have no popsicles and really have to do some work so I can earn money to BUY the popsicles.


EpicTangent - Jul 26, 2018 8:42:38 am PDT #4158 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Maybe along with the Raccoon, you can bring a protective Groot to give hairpats and encouragement. You speak Groot, right?


Toddson - Jul 26, 2018 12:13:40 pm PDT #4159 of 8234
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The Fug Girls have their summer travel tips and they're recommending Iceland (at least the first batch of comments). From one, "The penis museum (seriously) in Reykjavik makes for an entertaining hour." ... why did we not know about this?


Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2018 12:36:44 pm PDT #4160 of 8234
brillig

I have mentioned the penis museum in the past.

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