This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jul 24, 2018 11:03:58 am PDT #4142 of 8238
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My sad lazy cocoon protects me!

Misread this as "sad lazy raccoon" and wondered for a second if you weren't speaking metaphorically!


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 11:23:33 am PDT #4143 of 8238
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Misread this as "sad lazy raccoon" and wondered for a second if you weren't speaking metaphorically!

Maybe a Sad Lazy Raccoon would be more helpful than a therapist. I know I would enjoy one. Though I would hope it was merely a bit melancholy.


Shir - Jul 24, 2018 11:29:23 am PDT #4144 of 8238
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I go to see a new therapist tomorrow. I don't wanna. My sad lazy cocoon protects me!

Go you! All the ~ma and power to you.

... And yeah, my brain also went for racoon.


Tom Scola - Jul 24, 2018 11:34:19 am PDT #4145 of 8238
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Maybe a Sad Lazy Raccoon would be more helpful than a therapist.

Probably better than a beaver.


Laura - Jul 24, 2018 11:35:40 am PDT #4146 of 8238
Our wings are not tired.

I hope it is a good fit, Nora.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2018 12:17:13 pm PDT #4147 of 8238
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Good luck, Nora. I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon) clicks with you and can offer some help.


Dana - Jul 24, 2018 12:26:49 pm PDT #4148 of 8238
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon)

Dr Raccoon, MD.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 4:45:20 pm PDT #4149 of 8238
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dr Raccoon, MD.

...vs. the Brain Weasels!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 5:32:44 pm PDT #4150 of 8238
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Thanks for the raccoon imagery, y'all.


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:17:15 am PDT #4151 of 8238
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Look at your mind as a sort of garbage can, if you will. You need to get in there, take your problems in your hands and then wash them in the nearest body of water."