You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Jul 24, 2018 11:34:19 am PDT #4145 of 8274
hwæt

Maybe a Sad Lazy Raccoon would be more helpful than a therapist.

Probably better than a beaver.


Laura - Jul 24, 2018 11:35:40 am PDT #4146 of 8274
Our wings are not tired.

I hope it is a good fit, Nora.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2018 12:17:13 pm PDT #4147 of 8274
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Good luck, Nora. I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon) clicks with you and can offer some help.


Dana - Jul 24, 2018 12:26:49 pm PDT #4148 of 8274
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I hope the therapist (who I am now thinking of as a raccoon)

Dr Raccoon, MD.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 4:45:20 pm PDT #4149 of 8274
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dr Raccoon, MD.

...vs. the Brain Weasels!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 5:32:44 pm PDT #4150 of 8274
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Thanks for the raccoon imagery, y'all.


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:17:15 am PDT #4151 of 8274
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Look at your mind as a sort of garbage can, if you will. You need to get in there, take your problems in your hands and then wash them in the nearest body of water."


Toddson - Jul 25, 2018 9:24:02 am PDT #4152 of 8274
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Then eat them?


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:28:01 am PDT #4153 of 8274
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Then eat them."


Atropa - Jul 25, 2018 10:39:53 am PDT #4154 of 8274
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whereas I think of my issues as brain raccoons, because they like to knock over the trash can where I keep the crazy, rummage around in it, and make a mess.

Maybe Dr. Raccoon would be able to drive off the brain raccoons?