Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2018 4:45:20 pm PDT #4149 of 8234
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dr Raccoon, MD.

...vs. the Brain Weasels!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2018 5:32:44 pm PDT #4150 of 8234
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Thanks for the raccoon imagery, y'all.


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:17:15 am PDT #4151 of 8234
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Look at your mind as a sort of garbage can, if you will. You need to get in there, take your problems in your hands and then wash them in the nearest body of water."


Toddson - Jul 25, 2018 9:24:02 am PDT #4152 of 8234
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Then eat them?


Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:28:01 am PDT #4153 of 8234
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Then eat them."


Atropa - Jul 25, 2018 10:39:53 am PDT #4154 of 8234
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whereas I think of my issues as brain raccoons, because they like to knock over the trash can where I keep the crazy, rummage around in it, and make a mess.

Maybe Dr. Raccoon would be able to drive off the brain raccoons?


Dana - Jul 25, 2018 10:53:31 am PDT #4155 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dr. Raccoon, MD and Raccoon Ninja.


Pix - Jul 25, 2018 12:01:53 pm PDT #4156 of 8234
The status is NOT quo.

I love you people.


Steph L. - Jul 26, 2018 8:35:50 am PDT #4157 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Speaking of raccoon therapy, woooooooooooo does it SUCK. My stomach actually hurts today, and it didn't hurt before therapy. (My raccoon therapist says that's actually a good sign, because it means I'm processing emotions. Except processing emotions is BULLSHIT.) (And so are my parents.)

Man, I have a hard time getting work done on Thurdsays after therapy. But I have a pile of it. All I really want to do is eat those popsicles in a tube and watch Leverage. But I have no popsicles and really have to do some work so I can earn money to BUY the popsicles.


EpicTangent - Jul 26, 2018 8:42:38 am PDT #4158 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Maybe along with the Raccoon, you can bring a protective Groot to give hairpats and encouragement. You speak Groot, right?