Think up a better story to tell people though - if you come back from Vegas with visible wounds, there should be a really wild and crazy story about it.
Hey, what happens in Vegas...
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 26, 2011 7:14:25 am PDT #28443 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:14:29 am PDT #28444 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Laga,
this was a first time for me too! I'm 42, there is still time for you too. :-)
Dammit, I am 41. not 42 yet.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:16:09 am PDT #28445 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm 42
I'm 42!
(A younger friend tells me that every time I ejaculate my age he pictures that SNL character kicking one leg up in the air proclaiming, "I'm 50!")
Dammit, I am 41. not 42 yet.
I'm... hey.
(I still figure out how old I am by recalling the year and adding 1)
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:17:06 am PDT #28446 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dammit, I am 41. not 42 yet.
It's a very confusing time.
Also, senility might be setting in.
I'm about to turn 45. In three years, but ANY MOMENT NOW.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:06 am PDT #28447 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Ha!
It's like "When Harry Met Sally" when Sally cries "I'm 30!" Harry says "you aren't thirty..."
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:39 am PDT #28448 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:24:32 am PDT #28449 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oops! Sally said: I'm going to be 40!
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:26:07 am PDT #28450 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I vaguely remember being afraid of 40.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2011 7:29:27 am PDT #28451 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I like the stripper trying to pole dance on my crutches idea. It's got a humorous bend to it. Now to suss out the story.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:32:23 am PDT #28452 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I ejaculate my age
That is just a really odd phrasing.