Dammit, I am 41. not 42 yet.
It's a very confusing time.
Also, senility might be setting in.
I'm about to turn 45. In three years, but ANY MOMENT NOW.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:17:06 am PDT #28446 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:06 am PDT #28447 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Ha!
It's like "When Harry Met Sally" when Sally cries "I'm 30!" Harry says "you aren't thirty..."
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:39 am PDT #28448 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:24:32 am PDT #28449 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oops! Sally said: I'm going to be 40!
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:26:07 am PDT #28450 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I vaguely remember being afraid of 40.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2011 7:29:27 am PDT #28451 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I like the stripper trying to pole dance on my crutches idea. It's got a humorous bend to it. Now to suss out the story.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:32:23 am PDT #28452 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I ejaculate my age
That is just a really odd phrasing.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:01 am PDT #28453 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:45 am PDT #28454 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That is just a really odd phrasing.
I did struggle to find the right word. Nobody uses that one that way anymore, huh?
now the phonemes in educate and ejaculate are kind of freaking me out.
I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'
meara - Aug 26, 2011 7:37:43 am PDT #28455 of 30000
Laga, I think maybe "exclaim" might work better?
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
...she didn't know?!? Who's she been sleeping with??