oops! Sally said: I'm going to be 40!
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:24:32 am PDT #28449 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:26:07 am PDT #28450 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I vaguely remember being afraid of 40.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2011 7:29:27 am PDT #28451 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I like the stripper trying to pole dance on my crutches idea. It's got a humorous bend to it. Now to suss out the story.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:32:23 am PDT #28452 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I ejaculate my age
That is just a really odd phrasing.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:01 am PDT #28453 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:45 am PDT #28454 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That is just a really odd phrasing.
I did struggle to find the right word. Nobody uses that one that way anymore, huh?
now the phonemes in educate and ejaculate are kind of freaking me out.
I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'
meara - Aug 26, 2011 7:37:43 am PDT #28455 of 30000
Laga, I think maybe "exclaim" might work better?
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
...she didn't know?!? Who's she been sleeping with??
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:40:54 am PDT #28456 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think you could sleep with women and not know about female ejaculation. afaik only one of the girls I have been with did it on any kind of a regular basis.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:41:41 am PDT #28457 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
...she didn't know?!? Who's she been sleeping with??
My family is oddly prudish, considering.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:42:07 am PDT #28458 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'
It's kind of cool, though, when it happens. For me it's like a higher level of orgasm, sensation-wise.
::checks thread to make sure she's in Bitches and not Natter::
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!
So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made to plan the work scope on our first project, and she exclaimed "You're so organized!!" That is not something I hear often, but it was nice to hear.