Ha!
It's like "When Harry Met Sally" when Sally cries "I'm 30!" Harry says "you aren't thirty..."
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:06 am PDT #28447 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:39 am PDT #28448 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:24:32 am PDT #28449 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oops! Sally said: I'm going to be 40!
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:26:07 am PDT #28450 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I vaguely remember being afraid of 40.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2011 7:29:27 am PDT #28451 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I like the stripper trying to pole dance on my crutches idea. It's got a humorous bend to it. Now to suss out the story.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:32:23 am PDT #28452 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I ejaculate my age
That is just a really odd phrasing.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:01 am PDT #28453 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:45 am PDT #28454 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That is just a really odd phrasing.
I did struggle to find the right word. Nobody uses that one that way anymore, huh?
now the phonemes in educate and ejaculate are kind of freaking me out.
I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'
meara - Aug 26, 2011 7:37:43 am PDT #28455 of 30000
Laga, I think maybe "exclaim" might work better?
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
...she didn't know?!? Who's she been sleeping with??
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:40:54 am PDT #28456 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think you could sleep with women and not know about female ejaculation. afaik only one of the girls I have been with did it on any kind of a regular basis.