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Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:16:09 am PDT #28445 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm 42

I'm 42!

(A younger friend tells me that every time I ejaculate my age he pictures that SNL character kicking one leg up in the air proclaiming, "I'm 50!")

Dammit, I am 41. not 42 yet.

I'm... hey.

(I still figure out how old I am by recalling the year and adding 1)

§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:17:06 am PDT #28446 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dammit, I am 41. not 42 yet.

It's a very confusing time.

Also, senility might be setting in.

I'm about to turn 45. In three years, but ANY MOMENT NOW.

le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:06 am PDT #28447 of 30000

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Ha!

It's like "When Harry Met Sally" when Sally cries "I'm 30!" Harry says "you aren't thirty..."

Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:18:39 am PDT #28448 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

gmta

I would have posted sooner but I took the time to watch the clip.

le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:24:32 am PDT #28449 of 30000

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

oops! Sally said: I'm going to be 40!

Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:26:07 am PDT #28450 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I vaguely remember being afraid of 40.

omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2011 7:29:27 am PDT #28451 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I like the stripper trying to pole dance on my crutches idea. It's got a humorous bend to it. Now to suss out the story.

smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:32:23 am PDT #28452 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I ejaculate my age

That is just a really odd phrasing.

§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:01 am PDT #28453 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.

Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:45 am PDT #28454 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

That is just a really odd phrasing.

I did struggle to find the right word. Nobody uses that one that way anymore, huh?

now the phonemes in educate and ejaculate are kind of freaking me out.

I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'

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