Sorry, Omnis. Gravity and I are not friends either.
We need to help Omnis come up with a better story. Kicked by a pole dancer. Attacked by an old lady who thought he was trying to take her slot machine. Made the mistake of dissing Wayne Newton.
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2011 5:43:02 am PDT #28433 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2011 5:47:38 am PDT #28434 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ginger, parental-deterioration-related stress SUCKS. But it's good your mother is okay.
We need to help Omnis come up with a better story. Kicked by a pole dancer. Attacked by an old lady who thought he was trying to take her slot machine. Made the mistake of dissing Wayne Newton.
Kicked by Wayne Newton when Omnis tried to take Wayne's slot machine.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2011 5:49:02 am PDT #28435 of 30000
brillig
Was nobly wounded when trying to protect a helpless tourist from one of those shills on the corners who are handing out business cards for hookers.
Toddson - Aug 26, 2011 5:54:39 am PDT #28436 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
A former boss was at an international conference in Rio de Janeiro (sp?). He WAS mugged by a hooker.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 6:15:56 am PDT #28437 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Mugged by a Wayne Newton lookalike hooker when he tried to take his slot machine.
BTW, saw StW last night. Everything is cool. It was indeed him just doing the introvert turtle thing, and me doing the insecure freakout thing. He met B and some of my other peeps, but he didn't realize who B was until afterwards.
Burrell - Aug 26, 2011 6:15:57 am PDT #28438 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh dear o_a, sending you healing~ma.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 6:45:15 am PDT #28439 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
We need to help Omnis come up with a better story.
A stripper needs to be involved
...and I said to her, these are not that sort of poles but I have to admit she was doing a pretty good job until we both came crashing down on the pavement.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 6:55:49 am PDT #28440 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I love the dress story. And so gorgeous. I wish we could have seen more full-length pictures.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 7:04:27 am PDT #28441 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
goodness Ginger. I hope your mother is okay.
Update re: diabetes
So my doctor is impressed that I am doing so well managing my blood sugar. She told me I need to step down on the meds and maybe not take them at all and keep monitoring to make sure all is well.
I had to show her how anal retentive I am with my color coded blood glucose monitoring. Gotta love google docs. Dr. was also surprised I have lost weight (apparently most people gain) soon after diagnosis. Whatever, I ain't never going to be Twiggy.
She told me about a patient who said he always had brown rice with his Chinese food - not realizing that fried rice is not brown rice.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:13:29 am PDT #28442 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Good for you, le nubian. I don't think I've ever impressed a doctor with how well I was taking care of myself.