I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:01 am PDT #28453 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:36:45 am PDT #28454 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That is just a really odd phrasing.
I did struggle to find the right word. Nobody uses that one that way anymore, huh?
now the phonemes in educate and ejaculate are kind of freaking me out.
I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'
meara - Aug 26, 2011 7:37:43 am PDT #28455 of 30000
Laga, I think maybe "exclaim" might work better?
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
...she didn't know?!? Who's she been sleeping with??
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:40:54 am PDT #28456 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think you could sleep with women and not know about female ejaculation. afaik only one of the girls I have been with did it on any kind of a regular basis.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:41:41 am PDT #28457 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
...she didn't know?!? Who's she been sleeping with??
My family is oddly prudish, considering.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:42:07 am PDT #28458 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'
It's kind of cool, though, when it happens. For me it's like a higher level of orgasm, sensation-wise.
::checks thread to make sure she's in Bitches and not Natter::
I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.
Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!
So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made to plan the work scope on our first project, and she exclaimed "You're so organized!!" That is not something I hear often, but it was nice to hear.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:44:58 am PDT #28459 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
"You're so organized!!"
go you!
Liese S. - Aug 26, 2011 7:50:58 am PDT #28460 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
not realizing that fried rice is not brown rice.
Hahaha...now I want fried rice. Maybe with some spam.
But anyway, congrats on the improving health, le nubian! I know it takes work, so good for you, and yay color coded charts!
So hard, Ginger. Will be thinking about you and your fam.
This is kind of a cool photography project on flickr. I don't know that I'd have the stones to approach 100 strangers. Actually, I don't know that there are a hundred strangers in this town for me to approach. I kid, I kid. Maybe not 100 that wouldn't shoot me, though.
amych - Aug 26, 2011 7:56:00 am PDT #28461 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
This conjunction of phrases:
Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!
So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made
Just led me down a VERY WRONG kind of path for just a moment.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:59:34 am PDT #28462 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I want to do that project. It sure seems more sensible than taking 365 pictures of myself. That's for sure.