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Strix - Mar 01, 2010 9:45:13 am PST #11731 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.

HA! (And I just blurted that, loudly, in my home office. HA!)

EDIT:

The tea has passionflower, hops, lemon balm and chamomile in it. Maybe linden, too; and it's got spearmint for taste. Nice flavor.

I took the cal/mag at about 2 am, the first valerian cap at about 3, the second at about 4:30 with the first cup of tea, and then drank another cup at about 5:30 am.

I think tonight I will start drinking the tea when I take the cal/mag, and drink maybe three or four cups, and take 2 valerian caps about an hour before I wish to head to bed. I WAS pretty relaxed at about 4:30 am.

Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:46:13 am PST #11732 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It's too bad Aimee and MM aren't here right now. They're both master insult crafters.

Aims - Mar 01, 2010 9:51:40 am PST #11733 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We do have a good turn of phrase, if the mood allows.

I think my favorite of Joe's would be "Fuck you with a combination harvester. Sideways." Crude, but allows for a fantastic mental image.

Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:52:03 am PST #11734 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.

smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:55:51 am PST #11735 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I rather like "miserable vomitous mass" from Princess Bride. Got a nasty ring to it.

DavidS - Mar 01, 2010 9:56:37 am PST #11736 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.

Could be lunch.

Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:02 am PST #11737 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We could just call him "santorum".

Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:37 am PST #11738 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Could be lunch.

While I do like goat, I'm uncertain on the testicle part.

§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:00 am PST #11739 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Could be lunch.

Would be soup in Jamaica.

tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:19 am PST #11740 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My favorite insult from South Park: "ass spelunker."

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