I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.

Snyder ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:27 am PST #11741 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm uncertain on the testicle part.

Don't knock mannish water until you've tried it.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 10:00:22 am PST #11742 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

mannish water

There's a phrase to cojures a number of images, none of them particularly pleasent (por moi, of course).


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 10:05:22 am PST #11743 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

We could just call him "santorum".

Heh. With bonus bogus Latin!


Toddson - Mar 01, 2010 11:00:59 am PST #11744 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There's always Lady Whozit to Winston(?) Churchill (or his grandfather): "Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."

Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill


Hil R. - Mar 01, 2010 11:01:28 am PST #11745 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Bah. Based on putting together some rumors and bits of information from web sites, I'm pretty sure I didn't get the job I really wanted, though I haven't actually gotten a rejection yet. I did get two other rejections today, though. Also sent out two more applications.


Strix - Mar 01, 2010 11:08:04 am PST #11746 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Job hunting is a itchy righteous bitch, Hil.

ION, I am working on grading much faster. I seem to have found my ruthless college prof groove. I was being much too anal about grading grammar errors.

It's SO HARD to not be all "too much feedback grammar geek" on their asses.

But a student turned in a nearly perfect assignment, and I kept shouting "I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!" as I graded it.


Vortex - Mar 01, 2010 11:22:22 am PST #11747 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was being much too anal about grading grammar errors.

UNPOSSIBLE.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 11:39:15 am PST #11748 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.

Sounds like one of those veddy British things one college lad in a straw boater might say to another on Masterpiece Theater.


Barb - Mar 01, 2010 11:43:01 am PST #11749 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Sounds like one of those veddy British things one college lad in a straw boater might say to another on Masterpiece Theater.

Perhaps sans "Bucko."


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 11:44:11 am PST #11750 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe Richie in a straw boater to Potsy?