Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?

Dawn ,'Sleeper'


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Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:52:03 am PST #11734 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.


smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:55:51 am PST #11735 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I rather like "miserable vomitous mass" from Princess Bride. Got a nasty ring to it.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2010 9:56:37 am PST #11736 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.

Could be lunch.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:02 am PST #11737 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We could just call him "santorum".


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:37 am PST #11738 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Could be lunch.

While I do like goat, I'm uncertain on the testicle part.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:00 am PST #11739 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Could be lunch.

Would be soup in Jamaica.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:19 am PST #11740 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My favorite insult from South Park: "ass spelunker."


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:27 am PST #11741 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm uncertain on the testicle part.

Don't knock mannish water until you've tried it.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 10:00:22 am PST #11742 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

mannish water

There's a phrase to cojures a number of images, none of them particularly pleasent (por moi, of course).


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 10:05:22 am PST #11743 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

We could just call him "santorum".

Heh. With bonus bogus Latin!