It's too bad Aimee and MM aren't here right now. They're both master insult crafters.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:46:13 am PST #11732 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Aims - Mar 01, 2010 9:51:40 am PST #11733 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We do have a good turn of phrase, if the mood allows.
I think my favorite of Joe's would be "Fuck you with a combination harvester. Sideways." Crude, but allows for a fantastic mental image.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:52:03 am PST #11734 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.
smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:55:51 am PST #11735 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I rather like "miserable vomitous mass" from Princess Bride. Got a nasty ring to it.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2010 9:56:37 am PST #11736 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.
Could be lunch.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:02 am PST #11737 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
We could just call him "santorum".
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:37 am PST #11738 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Could be lunch.
While I do like goat, I'm uncertain on the testicle part.
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:00 am PST #11739 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Could be lunch.
Would be soup in Jamaica.
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:19 am PST #11740 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My favorite insult from South Park: "ass spelunker."
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:27 am PST #11741 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm uncertain on the testicle part.
Don't knock mannish water until you've tried it.