My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:02 am PST #11737 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We could just call him "santorum".


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:37 am PST #11738 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Could be lunch.

While I do like goat, I'm uncertain on the testicle part.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:00 am PST #11739 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Could be lunch.

Would be soup in Jamaica.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:19 am PST #11740 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My favorite insult from South Park: "ass spelunker."


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:27 am PST #11741 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm uncertain on the testicle part.

Don't knock mannish water until you've tried it.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 10:00:22 am PST #11742 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

mannish water

There's a phrase to cojures a number of images, none of them particularly pleasent (por moi, of course).


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 10:05:22 am PST #11743 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

We could just call him "santorum".

Heh. With bonus bogus Latin!


Toddson - Mar 01, 2010 11:00:59 am PST #11744 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There's always Lady Whozit to Winston(?) Churchill (or his grandfather): "Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."

Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill


Hil R. - Mar 01, 2010 11:01:28 am PST #11745 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Bah. Based on putting together some rumors and bits of information from web sites, I'm pretty sure I didn't get the job I really wanted, though I haven't actually gotten a rejection yet. I did get two other rejections today, though. Also sent out two more applications.


Strix - Mar 01, 2010 11:08:04 am PST #11746 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Job hunting is a itchy righteous bitch, Hil.

ION, I am working on grading much faster. I seem to have found my ruthless college prof groove. I was being much too anal about grading grammar errors.

It's SO HARD to not be all "too much feedback grammar geek" on their asses.

But a student turned in a nearly perfect assignment, and I kept shouting "I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!" as I graded it.