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'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:27:51 am PST #11721 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Um. Which part are you making note of?

::peers over smonster's shoulder::


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:29:00 am PST #11722 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Nah, Hec, those don't count as overstimulating. Just stimulating enough.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 9:29:24 am PST #11723 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fainting goats are awesome!


smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:30:33 am PST #11724 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::shields notes with hand::

What? Er, nothing. Nothing at all.


Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:30:56 am PST #11725 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.

Very effective without being profane. I like it.


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:34:37 am PST #11726 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker". Together they fight... well, not crime, really. Together they exacerbate crime!


Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:35:33 am PST #11727 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Browsing the internet for "polite insults" I found this one...

The nicest thing I can say about you is that you're unbearable.


EpicTangent - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:01 am PST #11728 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.

Very effective without being profane. I like it.

Yes. Message carried without reducing you.

I like the word execrable.


Connie Neil - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:14 am PST #11729 of 30000
brillig

There's always Lady Whozit to Winston(?) Churchill (or his grandfather): "Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."


Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:49 am PST #11730 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker".

I'm partial to "shithead," myself.

I like a sonorous "You are a rat-bastard from the lowest depths of the slimiest hell"

Although there's something about a well-crafted phrase.