We do have a good turn of phrase, if the mood allows.
I think my favorite of Joe's would be "Fuck you with a combination harvester. Sideways." Crude, but allows for a fantastic mental image.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Aims - Mar 01, 2010 9:51:40 am PST #11733 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:52:03 am PST #11734 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.
smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:55:51 am PST #11735 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I rather like "miserable vomitous mass" from Princess Bride. Got a nasty ring to it.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2010 9:56:37 am PST #11736 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.
Could be lunch.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:02 am PST #11737 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
We could just call him "santorum".
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:37 am PST #11738 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Could be lunch.
While I do like goat, I'm uncertain on the testicle part.
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:00 am PST #11739 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Could be lunch.
Would be soup in Jamaica.
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:19 am PST #11740 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My favorite insult from South Park: "ass spelunker."
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 9:58:27 am PST #11741 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm uncertain on the testicle part.
Don't knock mannish water until you've tried it.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 10:00:22 am PST #11742 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
mannish water
There's a phrase to cojures a number of images, none of them particularly pleasent (por moi, of course).