Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.
Very effective without being profane. I like it.
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:30:56 am PST #11725 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:34:37 am PST #11726 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker". Together they fight... well, not crime, really. Together they exacerbate crime!
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:35:33 am PST #11727 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Browsing the internet for "polite insults" I found this one...
The nicest thing I can say about you is that you're unbearable.
EpicTangent - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:01 am PST #11728 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.
Very effective without being profane. I like it.
Yes. Message carried without reducing you.
I like the word execrable.
Connie Neil - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:14 am PST #11729 of 30000
brillig
There's always Lady Whozit to Winston(?) Churchill (or his grandfather): "Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."
Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:49 am PST #11730 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker".
I'm partial to "shithead," myself.
I like a sonorous "You are a rat-bastard from the lowest depths of the slimiest hell"
Although there's something about a well-crafted phrase.
Strix - Mar 01, 2010 9:45:13 am PST #11731 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.
HA! (And I just blurted that, loudly, in my home office. HA!)
EDIT:
The tea has passionflower, hops, lemon balm and chamomile in it. Maybe linden, too; and it's got spearmint for taste. Nice flavor.
I took the cal/mag at about 2 am, the first valerian cap at about 3, the second at about 4:30 with the first cup of tea, and then drank another cup at about 5:30 am.
I think tonight I will start drinking the tea when I take the cal/mag, and drink maybe three or four cups, and take 2 valerian caps about an hour before I wish to head to bed. I WAS pretty relaxed at about 4:30 am.
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:46:13 am PST #11732 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It's too bad Aimee and MM aren't here right now. They're both master insult crafters.
Aims - Mar 01, 2010 9:51:40 am PST #11733 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We do have a good turn of phrase, if the mood allows.
I think my favorite of Joe's would be "Fuck you with a combination harvester. Sideways." Crude, but allows for a fantastic mental image.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:52:03 am PST #11734 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.