There's always Lady Whozit to Winston(?) Churchill (or his grandfather): "Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:14 am PST #11729 of 30000
brillig
Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:49 am PST #11730 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker".
I'm partial to "shithead," myself.
I like a sonorous "You are a rat-bastard from the lowest depths of the slimiest hell"
Although there's something about a well-crafted phrase.
Strix - Mar 01, 2010 9:45:13 am PST #11731 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.
HA! (And I just blurted that, loudly, in my home office. HA!)
EDIT:
The tea has passionflower, hops, lemon balm and chamomile in it. Maybe linden, too; and it's got spearmint for taste. Nice flavor.
I took the cal/mag at about 2 am, the first valerian cap at about 3, the second at about 4:30 with the first cup of tea, and then drank another cup at about 5:30 am.
I think tonight I will start drinking the tea when I take the cal/mag, and drink maybe three or four cups, and take 2 valerian caps about an hour before I wish to head to bed. I WAS pretty relaxed at about 4:30 am.
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:46:13 am PST #11732 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It's too bad Aimee and MM aren't here right now. They're both master insult crafters.
Aims - Mar 01, 2010 9:51:40 am PST #11733 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We do have a good turn of phrase, if the mood allows.
I think my favorite of Joe's would be "Fuck you with a combination harvester. Sideways." Crude, but allows for a fantastic mental image.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:52:03 am PST #11734 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.
smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:55:51 am PST #11735 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I rather like "miserable vomitous mass" from Princess Bride. Got a nasty ring to it.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2010 9:56:37 am PST #11736 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.
Could be lunch.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:02 am PST #11737 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
We could just call him "santorum".
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:57:37 am PST #11738 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Could be lunch.
While I do like goat, I'm uncertain on the testicle part.