I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker". Together they fight... well, not crime, really. Together they exacerbate crime!
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 9:34:37 am PST #11726 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:35:33 am PST #11727 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Browsing the internet for "polite insults" I found this one...
The nicest thing I can say about you is that you're unbearable.
EpicTangent - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:01 am PST #11728 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt.
Very effective without being profane. I like it.
Yes. Message carried without reducing you.
I like the word execrable.
Connie Neil - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:14 am PST #11729 of 30000
brillig
There's always Lady Whozit to Winston(?) Churchill (or his grandfather): "Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd take it."
Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2010 9:42:49 am PST #11730 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
I think I'm going with "douchebag" and "sheepfucker".
I'm partial to "shithead," myself.
I like a sonorous "You are a rat-bastard from the lowest depths of the slimiest hell"
Although there's something about a well-crafted phrase.
Strix - Mar 01, 2010 9:45:13 am PST #11731 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm like a fainting goat - any excess stimulation and I keel over.
HA! (And I just blurted that, loudly, in my home office. HA!)
EDIT:
The tea has passionflower, hops, lemon balm and chamomile in it. Maybe linden, too; and it's got spearmint for taste. Nice flavor.
I took the cal/mag at about 2 am, the first valerian cap at about 3, the second at about 4:30 with the first cup of tea, and then drank another cup at about 5:30 am.
I think tonight I will start drinking the tea when I take the cal/mag, and drink maybe three or four cups, and take 2 valerian caps about an hour before I wish to head to bed. I WAS pretty relaxed at about 4:30 am.
Laga - Mar 01, 2010 9:46:13 am PST #11732 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It's too bad Aimee and MM aren't here right now. They're both master insult crafters.
Aims - Mar 01, 2010 9:51:40 am PST #11733 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We do have a good turn of phrase, if the mood allows.
I think my favorite of Joe's would be "Fuck you with a combination harvester. Sideways." Crude, but allows for a fantastic mental image.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 9:52:03 am PST #11734 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I once came out with the phrase "Goat testicles to you, Bucko!" at a drunken party back in college once. I have no idea why, but it was documented on tape. I'm not even sure it was an insult, though.
smonster - Mar 01, 2010 9:55:51 am PST #11735 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I rather like "miserable vomitous mass" from Princess Bride. Got a nasty ring to it.