In Natter:
Over-Invested Cat Lady: Are their children pets?...NO...and neither are ours.
Jessica: No...but your cats are. Unless there's more to this story than I want to know.
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2012 3:49:55 pm PDT #838 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
EpicTangent - May 23, 2012 11:05:58 pm PDT #839 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Movies:
Polter-Cow:
‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Moving To March 2013 To Add 3D For Bigger Foreign Box Office.
I know no one here was actually waiting for this movie, but this is such a bizarre piece of news. One month from its release date, it gets pushed back nine months ? (Also, does it really take that long to do 3D??)
Matt tBF:
To make a Channing Tatum character three-dimensional they're going to have to invent whole new technologies.
Jesse - May 26, 2012 3:57:36 am PDT #840 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
billytea in Natter:
Even before you pull out your razor, a cat in the shower is having a very bad day.
Tom Scola - May 29, 2012 4:30:11 am PDT #841 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Procedurals, Ginger’s version of Elisabeth Röhm’s character being fired from Law & Order:
BRANCH
You're a decent attorney, but in this office, we need attorneys who have more than one facial expression.
SERENA
I was born without facial expressions. I shouldn't be punished for it.
(pause)
Does Jack feel as strongly about this as you do?
BRANCH
No. But it's my office and my decision. He might have fought for more for you if he had slept with you, but you're a lesbian.
Pix - May 30, 2012 7:43:36 pm PDT #842 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Zenkitty in Natter: I am immensely frustrated by faux pockets. They're almost worse than just not having any hint of pockets at all. It's a tease. "There could have been a pocket here! Fuck you! Try to put your hands in these pockets! Whoops, you can't! Fuck you, lady! You don't get pockets!"
SailAweigh - May 31, 2012 3:16:37 am PDT #843 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Movies:
Zenkitty
Somebody give me a silly earworm, quick.
le_nubian:
It's a small world after all.
that's the nuclear option though.
Ginger - Jun 01, 2012 11:02:22 am PDT #844 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sue, in Bitches, on not having a holiday for the Queen's Jubilee:
For two days off, I'd put up fucking BUNTING!
Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2012 5:47:11 am PDT #845 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger, discussing name pronunciation in Natter:
I answer to anyone looking at a piece of paper and making K sounds.
Meredith Chace - Jun 07, 2012 8:14:28 am PDT #846 of 1328
"I'm sorry, your honor. I'll try not to have a sense of humor." - Mark Geragos
In Bitches:
sj
Apparently I need to live by the ocean. My allergies were great all weekend, but now the tree sex is trying to kill me again.
Zenkitty - Jun 09, 2012 11:46:29 am PDT #847 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Connie Neil in Natter:
I tend to think of other people as performance art that occasionally interferes with my reading.