In Bitches, making me giggle.
Trudy Booth: As if being on hold is not irritating enough, I need to repeatedly hear a recording thanking me for waiting for the next "Phone Ambassador"?
Shir: Maybe "Phone Führer" was already taken.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2011 2:53:24 pm PDT #668 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Barb - Apr 26, 2011 7:56:40 am PDT #669 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
In Bitches:
smonster: ERIN IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BOMB DIG TASKMASTER HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE (in all the best ways possible)
Erin:I think I will have this printed on my business cards...
smonster: I was thinking pull quote from my testimonial
Erin: Me, too, but it's got a RING for a business card.
smonster - Apr 28, 2011 4:09:13 pm PDT #670 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Steph L in Comedy.
I have many hands; I am a Stephalopod.
billytea - Apr 28, 2011 4:09:37 pm PDT #671 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I was just coming to post that, as it is relevant to my interests.
Steph L. - Apr 28, 2011 4:14:25 pm PDT #672 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I truly don't know why I never made the connection (and joke) before. I blame the insight on muscle relaxants.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 29, 2011 3:19:06 am PDT #673 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ha! I was coming to post that as well.
Toddson - May 02, 2011 5:48:46 am PDT #674 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
erikaj in Natter:
But if it's on a Bourdain show and doesn't have eyeballs in it, it totally looks like a win from here.
followed by
I don't care how hot I think he is, not eating eyeballs.
smonster - May 06, 2011 2:24:30 pm PDT #675 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Making plans for May 21st in Natter.
-t: 6pm on May 21st I plan to be watching Doctor Who, so it will be no surprise to me when the end of the world is averted at the last minute.
tommyrot: If there's one thing the Doctor has taught me, it's that the end of the world doesn't have to be the end of the world.
Vortex - May 07, 2011 8:04:13 am PDT #676 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Matt the Bruins Fan: I was all set to congratulate the Food Network for starting a new cooking program featuring a Southern gay couple until I realized they were Paula Deen's sons doing a Mother's Day show.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 13, 2011 6:01:45 am PDT #677 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffista Movies 7:
ita: Does no one read my links?
ita "Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai" May 6, 2011 8:56:01 am PDT
DavidS: You earned that reputation.