erikaj in Natter:
But if it's on a Bourdain show and doesn't have eyeballs in it, it totally looks like a win from here.
followed by
I don't care how hot I think he is, not eating eyeballs.
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - May 02, 2011 5:48:46 am PDT #674 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
smonster - May 06, 2011 2:24:30 pm PDT #675 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Making plans for May 21st in Natter.
-t: 6pm on May 21st I plan to be watching Doctor Who, so it will be no surprise to me when the end of the world is averted at the last minute.
tommyrot: If there's one thing the Doctor has taught me, it's that the end of the world doesn't have to be the end of the world.
Vortex - May 07, 2011 8:04:13 am PDT #676 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Matt the Bruins Fan: I was all set to congratulate the Food Network for starting a new cooking program featuring a Southern gay couple until I realized they were Paula Deen's sons doing a Mother's Day show.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 13, 2011 6:01:45 am PDT #677 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffista Movies 7:
ita: Does no one read my links?
ita "Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai" May 6, 2011 8:56:01 am PDT
DavidS: You earned that reputation.
billytea - May 16, 2011 1:43:31 pm PDT #678 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Perkins offers ita some advice on workplace communications in Natter:
Perkins: Can you send out something like this:
Dear work people:
I know I have already received questions for counsel from several people, but I want to make sure I don't miss anything, so could you please email me the questions you would like me to ask counsel.
ita: That, with a wee bit of modification, may just work. Genius!
Perkins: You completely overhauled everything, didn't you?
ita: Well, for a start, I put in "literally" and some gender unspecific pronouns.
Other than that, verbatim.
WindSparrow - May 17, 2011 4:37:46 am PDT #679 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
DavidS:
No, you're stubborn like that. You're going to be sixty-three and snapping at the new kid in the office, "It's spelled 'l-e-d-e'."
Steph L.:
You left out the part where I shake my cane menacingly at the new kid.
DavidS:
No, I expect by that point in the future you'll be cyborgishly melded to a Segway to get around. Sort of a crabby, grammar correcting, prescriptivist Segway Centaur.
Toddson - May 20, 2011 4:56:16 am PDT #680 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Burrell, in Natter, offers comfort for those who STILL haven't watched that show with The Rapture looming:
There will still be time for the heathen to clean off their tivos.
Vortex - May 20, 2011 8:40:55 am PDT #681 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Re: spilling coffee on a brand new computer.
Steph L.:
I ordered a keyboard protector right away, and it should be delivered in a couple of days.
Instead of being made of silicone, the keyboard protector is made of 100% IRONY.
WindSparrow - May 24, 2011 6:11:31 pm PDT #682 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Shir, in Bitches:
Dear Bureaucracy,
I think we've reached a point in our relationship where I'd like to have a safety word.
No love, Me
billytea - May 24, 2011 10:22:10 pm PDT #683 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
This needs to be Comm'd. Hec, in Natter:
I've been meaning to share two Emmett stories, one baseball, one Krav.
Krav: So they're doing a stress drill, with one person on the ground in a defensive posture (elbows up protecting head, knees up) and eight others are beating that person with punching pads. Then they collapse down on that person who needs to fight their way out. Teacher decides that they should ratchet up the stress levels with verbal abuse.
At first nobody says anything, but my 14 y.o. knows where to start on the guy on the ground.
[Side note: guy on the ground looks pretty much exactly like Gary - aka, 21 - on Venture Brothers.]
Emmett: "You suck!" ::whacks with pad::
LooksLikeGary: "Uhh...."
Emmett: "Your toes are hairy!" ::whack!::
Emmett: "What's with your stupid ponytail?!"
LooksLikeGary: "I like Steven Segal!"
Instructor: "?! Then Steven Segal your way out of this!"
LooksLikeGary: "I don't even know what that means!"
Emmett: ::whack!:: "Make shitty movies until you can crawl away!"
Baseball: So Emmett's joined a summer team and they have a tournament this weekend. They got their jerseys after last practice.
Emmett: "So...why does it say 'Genesis' on the front of the jerseys?"
Coach: "Uh. Well, we put in the order and told them the team's name wasn't decided yet so just to say 'Albany'.
Emmett: "So...why does it say 'Genesis'?
Coach: "Well, there was a mixup. They asked us what font to use and we told them to use Genesis font for the front. And they said, 'You want us to use Genesis on the front?' And we said, 'Yeah, Genesis on the front.'"
Me: "You're lucky your team's name isn't The Albany Comic Sans."
Matthew (Emmett's teammate): "We could've been the Albany Arial Black."