erikaj: Oh, dear God, why can't there be a social worker who's not an asshole? Of course, last time we met, he actually stood up for the Hayes code. I should feel sorry, being that he's the most obvious closet case since Ricky Martin,(way not as cute..way) but Jesus Christ! Sign my paperwork and go away, Garment Bag!
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2011 4:55:15 pm PDT #658 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beverly - Apr 13, 2011 1:41:29 am PDT #659 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Connie Neil in Natter: I don't have time for a personality in the morning.
Toddson - Apr 13, 2011 8:14:12 am PDT #660 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Connie Neil in Natter:
I've never worried about what Hubby smells like -- so long as it's not blood.
(she's on a roll!)
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2011 8:14:41 am PDT #661 of 1328
brillig
Kaiser?
WindSparrow - Apr 14, 2011 6:38:00 pm PDT #662 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
ita. Natter.
In the cafe this morning there was a woman with a cutesy kiddy backpack and she looked like she was one bad piece of news away from being a mass murderer. Like, really creepy. I hope no one looks at my lunchbox and thinks "She's not right. She's never been right."
Burrell - Apr 15, 2011 11:29:13 am PDT #663 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'd say I'm posting this without context, but really? It's not like it gets less dirty--or less funny--in context:
Zenkitty: Dear Brain: Talk about subby Batman should remain separate from talk about not eating the bottom part. Thanks.
ita: So subby Batman eats you starting from the bottom?
tommyrot: Yes. And there's pee involved.
Pix - Apr 16, 2011 7:32:43 am PDT #664 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Teppy in Literary:
Well, the NYT is excellent at pronouncing new trends about 10 years after even backwaters have embraced them (wasn't it last year, or 2 years ago, that the NYT had that article about "Hey, adults read comics, and there are movies made from them!"?)
So I assume that maybe 5 years from now they'll have a groundbreaking piece on the hot trend of women reading SF/F.
(Upcoming headlines: "Facial Piercings: Not Just For Criminals!"
"Did You Know Cellular Telephones Also Allow Textual Communication? Will The Public Embrace It?"
"HOLY SHIT: Hybrid Automobiles?!?")
aurelia - Apr 17, 2011 10:23:49 pm PDT #665 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Liese in Natter:
No one expects Albuquerque beration!
Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2011 3:36:55 pm PDT #666 of 1328
brillig
COMM of the beast.
Yes, I'm cheating.
smonster - Apr 23, 2011 3:35:08 pm PDT #667 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Natter, Cass asks for medical advice:
Why does that damn Viagra commercial music get stuck in my head?
Can I seek help if the earworm lasts longer than four hours?