I truly don't know why I never made the connection (and joke) before. I blame the insight on muscle relaxants.
This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.
Niska ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Steph L. - Apr 28, 2011 4:14:25 pm PDT #672 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Frankenbuddha - Apr 29, 2011 3:19:06 am PDT #673 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ha! I was coming to post that as well.
Toddson - May 02, 2011 5:48:46 am PDT #674 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
erikaj in Natter:
But if it's on a Bourdain show and doesn't have eyeballs in it, it totally looks like a win from here.
followed by
I don't care how hot I think he is, not eating eyeballs.
smonster - May 06, 2011 2:24:30 pm PDT #675 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Making plans for May 21st in Natter.
-t: 6pm on May 21st I plan to be watching Doctor Who, so it will be no surprise to me when the end of the world is averted at the last minute.
tommyrot: If there's one thing the Doctor has taught me, it's that the end of the world doesn't have to be the end of the world.
Vortex - May 07, 2011 8:04:13 am PDT #676 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Matt the Bruins Fan: I was all set to congratulate the Food Network for starting a new cooking program featuring a Southern gay couple until I realized they were Paula Deen's sons doing a Mother's Day show.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 13, 2011 6:01:45 am PDT #677 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffista Movies 7:
ita: Does no one read my links?
ita "Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai" May 6, 2011 8:56:01 am PDT
DavidS: You earned that reputation.
billytea - May 16, 2011 1:43:31 pm PDT #678 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Perkins offers ita some advice on workplace communications in Natter:
Perkins: Can you send out something like this:
Dear work people:
I know I have already received questions for counsel from several people, but I want to make sure I don't miss anything, so could you please email me the questions you would like me to ask counsel.
ita: That, with a wee bit of modification, may just work. Genius!
Perkins: You completely overhauled everything, didn't you?
ita: Well, for a start, I put in "literally" and some gender unspecific pronouns.
Other than that, verbatim.
WindSparrow - May 17, 2011 4:37:46 am PDT #679 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
DavidS:
No, you're stubborn like that. You're going to be sixty-three and snapping at the new kid in the office, "It's spelled 'l-e-d-e'."
Steph L.:
You left out the part where I shake my cane menacingly at the new kid.
DavidS:
No, I expect by that point in the future you'll be cyborgishly melded to a Segway to get around. Sort of a crabby, grammar correcting, prescriptivist Segway Centaur.
Toddson - May 20, 2011 4:56:16 am PDT #680 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Burrell, in Natter, offers comfort for those who STILL haven't watched that show with The Rapture looming:
There will still be time for the heathen to clean off their tivos.
Vortex - May 20, 2011 8:40:55 am PDT #681 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Re: spilling coffee on a brand new computer.
Steph L.:
I ordered a keyboard protector right away, and it should be delivered in a couple of days.
Instead of being made of silicone, the keyboard protector is made of 100% IRONY.