Tom Scola: I like my porn to look like fashion photography more than I like fashion photography to look like porn.
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jan 26, 2011 7:58:26 pm PST #612 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
WindSparrow - Jan 27, 2011 7:33:35 pm PST #613 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Natter, Liese S.
I can't find my teeny tiny screwdriver. OMG, what kind of a geek am I? That's like not knowing where my uv light is. OMG! Where's my UV light?
beekaytee - Jan 29, 2011 5:52:11 am PST #614 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant
In Bitches, Theodosia made me chortle with this:
It sounds like Abney Park is the living example of "Steampunk is when Goth discovers brown."
Steph L. - Jan 31, 2011 4:06:41 pm PST #615 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Literary --
erika: Breaking Dawn is...well, it's icky. And I read books with dismemberments.
WindSparrow - Feb 01, 2011 4:33:04 am PST #616 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jilli, in Natter:
It really is a shame that the rest of you can't see Pete and StuntHusband sitting here, playing Little Big Planet 2. The ranting! The squinchy faces! The exclamations of dismay and ire as they throw cupcakes!
Java cat - Feb 01, 2011 11:09:21 pm PST #617 of 1328
Not javachik
Cable drama. True and funny.
lenubian: I liked the article, but the comments section makes me fear for the future of humanity.
DavidS: AV Club comments are like a non-stop media geek slapfight and hairpulling contest.
erikaj: With bonus "screenplay in a drawer," and "I liked this BEFORE everyone else did."
flea - Feb 07, 2011 1:43:31 pm PST #618 of 1328
information libertarian
Context? Who needs it!?
ita:
I think I'd prefer someone thought I was going to crap a lot than I was going to go home and fuck my vegetables.
WindSparrow - Feb 11, 2011 6:08:37 am PST #619 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
omnis_audis
Shir goes to university. Seska is getting PhD. I work at university. All too busy to do much else. I think this university thing is a racket. It might be an alien control thing. Ooo! I get it now. They attract the brightest minds, then devoid them of life, suck the energy out of them, and BAM! They can conquer the world a lot easier! Be on the look out for big V ships invading a university town near you.
Seska
You know too much, omnis. You're going to get yourself abducted now.
Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2011 3:24:36 pm PST #620 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sophia Brooks: Oh, and if you are a little girl who likes to pretend she is a witch and steal your neighbors vegetable garbage to make potions, make sure that you do not attempt to steam the jalapeno peppers. Not that I would know this from experience or anything!
billytea - Feb 23, 2011 12:41:08 pm PST #621 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
Hec: What's everybody's plan to be non-sedentary today?
erika: Um, plan for not being sedentary? Fuck... I don't know...The Rapture?