megan walker in Natter, showing that jury duty is educational:
Mostly what I learned from this case was, if you flee the scene, stay fled.
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Mar 16, 2010 8:14:51 am PDT #411 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Toddson - Mar 19, 2010 9:51:42 am PDT #412 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
tommyrot ... and really, do you need any context?
Just wait for the next episode of CSI: New Testament ....
dcp - Mar 19, 2010 1:09:25 pm PDT #413 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Gudanov: Google Chrome just informed me that the Lazarus extension died and gave me the option to restart it.
Steph L. - Mar 21, 2010 6:11:42 pm PDT #414 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
Sophia: I feel a little bit like it would be like "hey Sophia1 Why don't you meet Fabian!!!! HE IS A TEEN IDOL!"
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2010 1:24:24 pm PDT #415 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
?: The big mall-place that has the only US store of Baby the Stars Shine Bright? Tempting, but I know all the stuff I want for them doesn't come in my size.
Yes, well, but they have lots of accessories and shoes in there too.
juliana: Yes, at RIDICULOUS prices. Not that that stops me from going in and drooling, but I am not paying $65 for a hair accessory unless a unicorn delivers it. And then lets me braid its mane.
Nicole: That's just silly, juliana.
Unicorn delivery? Really?
You'll pay THREE TIMES what you did on the hair accessory. If it's the money you're concerned about, I'd use Troll Express or maybe even Kwik Krakken. Otherwise you're just blowing cash on pretty packaging.
A unicorn bit my sister.
JZ - Mar 26, 2010 6:54:23 pm PDT #416 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm pretty sure the first two unknowns are Jilli and Hec.
Scrappy - Mar 28, 2010 10:18:17 am PDT #417 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sue in Natter, looking on the bright side:
Somehow, while noone was in the bathroom, the hairdryer managed to fall down knocking over a large, almost full bottle of mouthwash, which went everywhere. The plus side is that the floor is now not just clean, it's minty fresh!
Laga - Apr 07, 2010 8:46:21 am PDT #418 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
From the Bitches discussion of making friends at the office...
billytea - My supervisor once told me in an annual review that some of the other people in the office regarded me as 'aloof'. I told him next year I was hoping to upgrade it to 'haughty'.
aurelia - Apr 12, 2010 10:40:57 am PDT #419 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
ita in Natter:
The internet makes everyone middle-aged. Also, twelve.
brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 4:43:37 pm PDT #420 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
One for the ages:
javachick:
Yes, as I told a drunk Cleveland Indian who was hitting on me at the Hilton in Anaheim a few years back: "I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."