In Natter --
Sophia: I feel a little bit like it would be like "hey Sophia1 Why don't you meet Fabian!!!! HE IS A TEEN IDOL!"
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Steph L. - Mar 21, 2010 6:11:42 pm PDT #414 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2010 1:24:24 pm PDT #415 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
?: The big mall-place that has the only US store of Baby the Stars Shine Bright? Tempting, but I know all the stuff I want for them doesn't come in my size.
Yes, well, but they have lots of accessories and shoes in there too.
juliana: Yes, at RIDICULOUS prices. Not that that stops me from going in and drooling, but I am not paying $65 for a hair accessory unless a unicorn delivers it. And then lets me braid its mane.
Nicole: That's just silly, juliana.
Unicorn delivery? Really?
You'll pay THREE TIMES what you did on the hair accessory. If it's the money you're concerned about, I'd use Troll Express or maybe even Kwik Krakken. Otherwise you're just blowing cash on pretty packaging.
A unicorn bit my sister.
JZ - Mar 26, 2010 6:54:23 pm PDT #416 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm pretty sure the first two unknowns are Jilli and Hec.
Scrappy - Mar 28, 2010 10:18:17 am PDT #417 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sue in Natter, looking on the bright side:
Somehow, while noone was in the bathroom, the hairdryer managed to fall down knocking over a large, almost full bottle of mouthwash, which went everywhere. The plus side is that the floor is now not just clean, it's minty fresh!
Laga - Apr 07, 2010 8:46:21 am PDT #418 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
From the Bitches discussion of making friends at the office...
billytea - My supervisor once told me in an annual review that some of the other people in the office regarded me as 'aloof'. I told him next year I was hoping to upgrade it to 'haughty'.
aurelia - Apr 12, 2010 10:40:57 am PDT #419 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
ita in Natter:
The internet makes everyone middle-aged. Also, twelve.
brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 4:43:37 pm PDT #420 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
One for the ages:
javachick:
Yes, as I told a drunk Cleveland Indian who was hitting on me at the Hilton in Anaheim a few years back: "I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."
Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2010 4:47:07 pm PDT #421 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
And the follow-up:
javachik:
The funniest part was when I returned home and told my friend Robyn and she was like "Travis Hafner?? But he's hitting like .340!" or something. And I was like "he struck out that night."
Tom Scola - Apr 18, 2010 11:31:30 am PDT #422 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
The less context the better:
Steph L: It was like a Buffista F2F, until the beatings started.
aurelia - Apr 20, 2010 11:55:31 am PDT #423 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Discussing the added costs of flying in Natter...
Frankenbuddha: Isn't travelling without any bags now considered suspicious behavior?
Vortex: So, now there's a new game -- terrorist or cheapskate?
Steph L.: Man, I miss gay or Eurotrash.