?:
The big mall-place that has the only US store of Baby the Stars Shine Bright? Tempting, but I know all the stuff I want for them doesn't come in my size.
Yes, well, but they have lots of accessories and shoes in there too.
juliana:
Yes, at RIDICULOUS prices. Not that that stops me from going in and drooling, but I am not paying $65 for a hair accessory unless a unicorn delivers it. And then lets me braid its mane.
Nicole:
That's just silly, juliana.
Unicorn delivery? Really?
You'll pay THREE TIMES what you did on the hair accessory. If it's the money you're concerned about, I'd use Troll Express or maybe even Kwik Krakken. Otherwise you're just blowing cash on pretty packaging.
A unicorn bit my sister.
I'm pretty sure the first two unknowns are Jilli and Hec.
Sue
in Natter, looking on the bright side:
Somehow, while noone was in the bathroom, the hairdryer managed to fall down knocking over a large, almost full bottle of mouthwash, which went everywhere. The plus side is that the floor is now not just clean, it's minty fresh!
From the Bitches discussion of making friends at the office...
billytea
- My supervisor once told me in an annual review that some of the other people in the office regarded me as 'aloof'. I told him next year I was hoping to upgrade it to 'haughty'.
ita in Natter:
The internet makes everyone middle-aged. Also, twelve.
The less context the better:
Steph L: It was like a Buffista F2F, until the beatings started.
Discussing the added costs of flying in Natter...
Frankenbuddha: Isn't travelling without any bags now considered suspicious behavior?
Vortex: So, now there's a new game -- terrorist or cheapskate?
Steph L.: Man, I miss gay or Eurotrash.
In Natter, helping new parents deal with sleeping issues the way only buffistas can:
Amy: have a martini
amych: To be safe, have a shot of clear liquor, possibly with some sort of vermouth in some proportion, possibly with a garnish. Unless definitional discussions help you get through the sleepless nights, in which case have a martini.