I'm pretty sure the first two unknowns are Jilli and Hec.
She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.
Willow ,'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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JZ - Mar 26, 2010 6:54:23 pm PDT #416 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Scrappy - Mar 28, 2010 10:18:17 am PDT #417 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sue in Natter, looking on the bright side:
Somehow, while noone was in the bathroom, the hairdryer managed to fall down knocking over a large, almost full bottle of mouthwash, which went everywhere. The plus side is that the floor is now not just clean, it's minty fresh!
Laga - Apr 07, 2010 8:46:21 am PDT #418 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
From the Bitches discussion of making friends at the office...
billytea - My supervisor once told me in an annual review that some of the other people in the office regarded me as 'aloof'. I told him next year I was hoping to upgrade it to 'haughty'.
aurelia - Apr 12, 2010 10:40:57 am PDT #419 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
ita in Natter:
The internet makes everyone middle-aged. Also, twelve.
brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 4:43:37 pm PDT #420 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
One for the ages:
javachick:
Yes, as I told a drunk Cleveland Indian who was hitting on me at the Hilton in Anaheim a few years back: "I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."
Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2010 4:47:07 pm PDT #421 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
And the follow-up:
javachik:
The funniest part was when I returned home and told my friend Robyn and she was like "Travis Hafner?? But he's hitting like .340!" or something. And I was like "he struck out that night."
Tom Scola - Apr 18, 2010 11:31:30 am PDT #422 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
The less context the better:
Steph L: It was like a Buffista F2F, until the beatings started.
aurelia - Apr 20, 2010 11:55:31 am PDT #423 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Discussing the added costs of flying in Natter...
Frankenbuddha: Isn't travelling without any bags now considered suspicious behavior?
Vortex: So, now there's a new game -- terrorist or cheapskate?
Steph L.: Man, I miss gay or Eurotrash.
Calli - Apr 21, 2010 10:33:43 am PDT #424 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter, helping new parents deal with sleeping issues the way only buffistas can:
Amy: have a martini
amych: To be safe, have a shot of clear liquor, possibly with some sort of vermouth in some proportion, possibly with a garnish. Unless definitional discussions help you get through the sleepless nights, in which case have a martini.
Amy - Apr 27, 2010 3:11:24 pm PDT #425 of 1328
Because books.
Aims in Bitches, in response to askye's "THE GOVERNMENT IS TOO BIG":
Yes, but it's small enough to fit in my cooch, apparently.
Not funny, really, and yet.