In Bitches:
Sean
Flight delayed an hour because NO CREW!!!
Jessica
You should volunteer to fly the plane. Tell them you played a lot of Flight Simulator as a kid.
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2010 5:25:15 am PST #385 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
amych - Feb 24, 2010 11:26:14 am PST #386 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Natter:
Jesse: Wow. Someone just emailed me about a conference she's supposed to go to, because the materials say you have to make your hotel reservation by 3/1. She wasn't sure what to do. I suggested she call the hotel and make a reservation, using the information on the materials.
JZ: I was not aware that you work in my office. Why haven't we gone out on a lunch date yet?
flea: Nobody to make the reservations.
Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2010 11:33:45 pm PST #387 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DCJensen: I was informed by NPR yesterday that former congressperson Dick Armey's people are partly funding the Tea Party movement and trying to steer it.
Tea Party "patriots" and Dick Armey. Somehow the name fits.
Liese S. - Feb 25, 2010 7:31:21 am PST #388 of 1328
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Out of the mouths of babes in Natter, David S.
It's funny when Matilda drops a curse word into conversation.
The best probably being, "Daddy, you didn't say a "fuckwad"?
"Wha?"
"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."
Cass - Feb 25, 2010 10:31:07 am PST #389 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Jilli explains in Bitches:
My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:37 am PST #390 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
The ever-helpful ita, in Bitches:
HilR: I got some editing done today, and printed out three more job ads to send applications to tomorrow. One of them lists "commitment to diversity and multiculturalism" as a requirement. I'm not sure how or if I'm supposed to address that in an application. Everything that I can think of sounds ridiculous.
ita: Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.
Sue - Feb 25, 2010 11:43:53 am PST #391 of 1328
hip deep in pie
Nothing to see here
aurelia - Feb 25, 2010 3:53:17 pm PST #392 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
ita, in Natter, sums up the Buffistas:
Because we're just so damned well-adjusted? And therefore an anomaly on the InterTubes?
Totes.
Vortex - Feb 26, 2010 6:49:25 am PST #393 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Toddson, in F2F
Formal pimpage ... sounds almost like dress code for prom.
Laura - Feb 28, 2010 6:46:27 am PST #394 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Gudanov in Natter:
Lay rugs yet?
Ley ray guts?
yes lug tray?
sly tug year?
Sly true gay?
Yule try gas?
Gluey stray?
Don't need context, but line breaks help.